Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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