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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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