- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Do you like fishsticks No

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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