- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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