- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Boys have swag, real men have class

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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