- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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