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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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