- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

How High is a Chinese man

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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