- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

David Cameron

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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