- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

I had friends on the Death Star.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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