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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

whats up and also down? your mum

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

AIDS.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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