- Anti Joke

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!