Why? Why not?

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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