- Anti Joke

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck