- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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