- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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