- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

A seal walks into a club.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Two planes walk into an office building

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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