- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

A dog was barking at a tree

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Caolan and Eamon

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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