- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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