- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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