- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

whats worse than gill? nothing

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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