- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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