What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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i had sex.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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