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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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