- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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