a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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The dewey decimal system

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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