What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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