- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Two planes walk into an office building

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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