Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Bags of delicious poop.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

whats worse than school? Summer school

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

7+5=12

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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