- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

whats white jizz

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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