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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

360 NO SCOPE

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

If life gives you lemonade.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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