Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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