- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Women's Rights

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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