- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Women's Rights..

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Charlie Sheen

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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