- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Jack Stevens

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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