- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What can fly? Lots of things

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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