roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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