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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Your wife died during the delivery.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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