- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

being sober in a bar fight

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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