- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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