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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What does two plus two equal? 4

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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