This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Penis.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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