- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Knock knock Go away

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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