- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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