Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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I <3 Hitler

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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