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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

I am a women

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Women's rights.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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