- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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