- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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