why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Horse.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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