Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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