- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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