- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Boys have swag, real men have class

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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