- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

How did the black person die? Of old age

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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