Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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your face is kinda funny

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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