- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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