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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Asians.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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