Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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whats black? the colour

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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i hate black people

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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