What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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lewis=cardiac

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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