Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Do the roar!

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Good job, son.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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