- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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