- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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