- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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