- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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