Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Your dads dead. lol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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