What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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