have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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