Life

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

An Asian with a big dick.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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