- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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