How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

irish man drinking john smiths

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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