yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

batman has diarrhea

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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