Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Cancer.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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A black student graduated High School

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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